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TD80: ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas – Trucker Style

Well, it’s that time of year again. Christmas is here and you and your brother have finally settled out of court over that ugly turkey drumstick incident. The house is filled with holiday cheer. Everyone is happy to be together while they snort chocolate shavings, smoke cookie dough, and mainline eggnog. But what about those…

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TD74: Doing Dallas

I’ve got an odd relationship with the city of Dallas. In my pre-trucking days, I loved it… well, most of the time anyway. Now that I’m a trucker, I like being in Dallas almost as much as I like being in the middle of West Texas when I have a surprise attack from the Kingdom…

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TD67: The Road To Smutville

Driving a truck nowadays is almost like having a subscription to Playboy. Well, I guess the billboards only show portions of the actual goods, so maybe it’s closer to Maxim. Any way you look at it though, today’s truck driver has waaaaay too many loads going to Smutville. Now I know what some of you…

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TD56: Funkin’ Truckin’

If you’re here looking for a happy-go-lucky attitude, perhaps you should see if Elmo has started writing a blog over at Sesame Street. As long as he’s not doing an audio blog, you should be able to visit without causing any permanent hearing damage. What you’re going to get here is what I call a…

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TD32: SLC To CYA

I was doing my pre-trip walk around inspection when I rounded the back corner of my trailer and saw a sight no driver wants to see.  The seal was broken on my trailer.  I knew immediately that someone had broken into the trailer while I slept.  The thoughtful thief had attempted to fool me by…

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TD21: Truckers, Perverts, And Naked People

[box]Listen to the audio version above and subscribe to the podcast in iTunes. Or enter http://abouttruckdriving.com/truckerdump.xml into your favorite podcast app. Download the intro/outro songs for free! courtesy of Walking On Einstein [/box] Two things happened just the other day that spurned the idea for this post.  First, I saw a truck with a perverted saying painted on…

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