Hey there folks. If you’ve got a couple of free minutes (literally), I would absolutely love it if you would fill out the survey below. This is all vital information that will help me make the show better and hopefully find relevant sponsors (who ALWAYS want to know about you listeners/readers).

By entering your email address (I won’t spam your inbox) and answering a measly ten questions, you’ll also be eligible to win an awesome Trucker Dump t-shirt like you see modeled above by that really sexy Zoolander-type male supermodel ?. BLUE STEEL POSE!

My plan right now is to give away the shirt by Christmas, but I may wind up waiting longer. I’d love to be able to tell you an exact date, but I want to make sure I allow plenty of time to get as many responses as possible first!

I’ve been wanting to do this survey for a long time, so obviously it should be your #1 priority right now ?. So for the new two minutes, please ignore your crying baby, your wife’s incoming phone call, and your cat who just puked up a giant hairball on your dining room table, and fill out the survey. Thanks!

FYI: If you’re completing the survey on a phone, you may need to rotate the phone sideways (landscape mode) to see the full survey.